Eminem – Ken Kaniff (Skit) [1999] Lyrics

Album: The Slim Shady LP
Artist: Eminem
Title: Ken Kaniff (Skit) [1999]
Track: Track 12

Writers: Aristotle (Rap), Mark Bass & Eminem
Produced by: Bass Brothers
Release date: February 23, 1999

About the song:

Arguably one of the funniest skits, as a homosexual Ken Kaniff (voiced by an underground rapper Aristotle) calls Eminem, who takes a stab at Cage who he’s been beefing with.

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Ken Kaniff (Skit) [1999] Lyrics

[Ken Kaniff, (Operator), & Eminem]
I’m gonna call this motherfucker
Oh, fuck yeah
Give him a piece of my mind, a piece of my ass
(Thank you for waiting, hello, may I help you?)
Oh, thank you, I need to make a collect call
(What number?)
Oh, the number is **6-2***
(At the tone, please say your name)
Kenneth Kaniff from Connecticut, automated piece of shit
Yo
Hey there, cock boy
Who’s this?
This is Ken Kaniff
Who?
Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, you little bitch
From Connecticut?
Yeah, you wanna get a-
I don’t know nobody in Connecticut
You wanna get a hotel room with me?
A hotel room?
Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, Eminem?
Yo, who is this, Cage?
Hey, you want me to fuckin’ melt in your mouth and not in your hand?
Melt in your ass, you little cock boy
Yo, shut up, you lil bitch
Oh, you think I’m lyin’, huh?
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha