Album: Encore
Year: 2004
Eminem: Ass Like That music video
About the Ass Like That music video
Director: Philip Atwell
Story: Triumph, dolls and lots of nice ass 😉
Eminem is sitting in the middle of the good-looking women dancing. And of course he doesn’t hesitate to bring up various celebs in his lyrics. Puppet dolls supposed to look like Jessica Simpson, The Olsen Twins and Janet Jackson. Over all, there’s a lot of ass shaking going on from real live persons and cute dolls. The video is directed by Philip Atwell who has worked with Eminem on at least nine of his previous videos, as well as with The Game and 50 Cent.
When Eminem’s newest album “Encore” was released, if you asked on our forum members (most are Eminem fans) which songs would make video singles, most of them would answer “Definitely not ‘Ass Like That.’” Being Eminem fans and having followed his career however, we should’ve known better as “Ass Like That” is, in fact, his newest single (it’s now May 10th, 2005) and video.
About the video, it begins with a red carpet scene with an assload of people getting out of the same limo. You can count at least five D-12 members, half of his entourage, including his body guards and sexy ladies, before Eminem emerges onto the scene.
The mentioned scene is then followed by the usual red carpet interview scene, where we are quickly introduced to the video’s essence. Trying to answer questions from news media, Eminem is constantly interrupted by spiteful remarks from Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Annoyed by Triumph constant remarks, Eminem takes care of the beef by beating the shit out of Triumph’s owner and taking the puppet from his hand.
From there on, we can see a bunch of hot booty dancers jiggle their jelly (Who wouldn’t wanna tap an ass like that?), while Eminem continues doing stupid shit in this special episode of “Crank Yankers,” as Triumph’s puppeteer 😉
All this time, he’s being chased by a white and a black cop who looks sometwhat like Samuel L. Jackson (with an afro, just like in Pulp Fiction), while he (as Triumph) takes stabs at R. Kelly, Pee Wee Herman and Michael Jackson by performing a series of lewd sexual acts (some of them with minors).
He also mentions how Olsen Twins, Hillary Duff and Jojo are too young to be making his “slinky go da-doing doing dooiiiiinggg,” which some people find disturbing and even offensive. I guess it’s those same people who hate pretty much everything else that Eminem put his name under. It’s those people who don’t understand the deeper meaning of his jabs – I admit it, I don’t always either, at least not right away – but at least I try to figure it out, as pretty much everything he says or does has a deeper meaning. Unfortunatelly some people don’t give him enough credit and take everything for granted… Remember, it’s not all black nor white, there’s a lot of gray too.
Eminem: Ass Like That lyrics
Ohh Baby, The way you shake it
I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
I don’t believe it, it’s almost to good to be true
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
The way she moves, she’s like a belly-dancer
She shakin that ass to the new Nelly jams
I think someone’s at the door but I don’t think Imma answer
Police saying, FREEZE… DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? Please I’m a human being
I have needs, I’m not done, not til I’m finished peeing
I’m not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I’m already on my knees, I can’t get on the ground any further
It’s impossible for me, And do not treat me like a murderer
I just like to pee, pee, pee, Yes, I make R&B
I sing song, it Ring-a-Chong-a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Ching
Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. If offend, I’m sorry
Please, Please forgive, for I am Triumph, the puppet dog
I am a mere puppet, I can get away anything I say and you will love
The way you shake it
I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so tempting
Nick, I ain’t never seen an ass like that
Every time I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes DOING DOING DOING
Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so handsome
Now they getting older, they’re starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying, FREEZE… DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? JEEZ I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper’s zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please
I did not even get to see Mary Kate’s shower scene
I didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don’t treat me like I’m Pee-Wee Herman
This movie’s PG, Mr. Office, I demand to see my attorney
I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
Free, yes free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyers with Michael, He’s too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulder’s are like man
And I could say that and you laugh cause there’s a puppet on my hand
The way you shake it
I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so I ain’t never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I’ll say ass and she’ll make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
The way she moves she dances like a GO-GO
In that video she sings get out your puzzle
I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is Jo-Jo
Police saying, FREEZE… DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch. I just bake cookies
Mr. Office, lookie, take a woof of this
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don’t even know if I could say the word peepee
Pee on the radio but I think I did
Janet is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit
Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. I don’t think my joke is working
I must flea quick, get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Aronld, get down
The way you shake it
I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
So Gwen Stafani will you peepee on me, Please
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
Cause the way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
[’FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU]